Crawshaw SMFC
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The bus driver
A black guy sits next to a nun on the bus asks her if he could have sex with her, she says NO!
The nun stated "I am married to GOD!!" and got off the bus in disgust.
The bus driver says, "she prays every Tuesday night at midnight at the graveyard, why don't you dress up in a hooded robe go to the graveyard tell her you are GOD and demand sex?"
The Black Guy tries this and to his surprise the nun said "yes, but only if we have anal sex as I want to keep my virginity."
They have passionate anal sex when they are done he throws off his robe and says "Ha ha! I'm the The Black Guy"
The nun then throws off her robe shouts out "Ha Ha! I'm the bus driver
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30/Nov/2011, 9:02 pm
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Psycho Mouse
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Re: The bus driver
Old Bernard at his best
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2/Dec/2011, 6:09 pm
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