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Coming round from major surgery after...


... a catastrophic accident the surgeon explains to the patient that he has unfortunately lost his penis.
"However," says the doctor, "we are experimenting with reconstructive surgery and can rebuild your organ for £9,000, which works out at £1,000 per inch. Discuss it with your wife and let me know if you're interested."

On his rounds the next day the surgeon stopped next to the unfortunate's bed and asked: "What did your wife think about the reconstructive surgery?"

The man replied, "She wants a new kitchen".

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What a looooooooooong strange trip it's been
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Re: Coming round from major surgery after...


Phrases that commentators won't be able to use when they know the gay footballer is playing for England.

Oh dear, he's taken him from behind.

The handbags are out

Lovely tackle.

And he slips it in nicely.

He was climbing all over him.

He has shot wide of the goal.

Love his dribbling.

Will look forward to the team bath.

The manager is going to pull him off soon

It's squeaky bum time.

He's had a few nibbles at him now.

Well, I must say, I have never seen that goal celebration before.
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