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Breaking news....England held at airport..


Immigration officials have delayed the England teams arrival thro customs, apparently new laws state only so many unskilled workers into the country at one time...

it is thought they may switch flight into Glasgow airport...at least they would get a cheer from the waiting crowds....
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thought you'd might as well have all the others for those that hadnt heard them,...

what’s the difference between Cinderella and the England football team?
Cinderella wanted to get to the ball....


Osama bin Laden has just released a new TV message to prove he is still alive. He said that the England Team performance on Saturday was completely s**t.
British intelligence have dismissed the claim, stating that the message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years.


In a statement from broadcasting house, all future England games will now be shown on the gay porn channel. It is thought that 11 ars[!]949;holes being
regularly shafted is too explicit for regular TV.


I can't believe we only managed a draw against a s**t team we should easily have beaten......I'm ashamed to call myself Algerian.


Before the Germany game, the England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa, "its so good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly
struggling, and facing the impossible"
said Jamal Omboto, aged 6.


Fifa have released a statement saying the fan didn't break into the dressing room after all, but was let in by Rob Green.


What's the difference between Rob Green's spill and BP's spill?
- Robert Green has got a cap for his.

Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping.
He stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?"
To which the old lady replied,
"No way. You got yourself into this f*****g mess, don't ask me to sort it out..."

The FA have launched an inquiry to find out how a fan found his way into the dressing room. And another enquiry into how Aaron Lennon also found his way
into the dressing room.
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England are to change their shirts for the next world cup. The 3 lions will be replaced with 3 tampons to represent the worst fuckin period they've ever had!!
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after being eliminated from the world cup algeria, nigeria and cameroon are expected back in england later today...

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Here is the weather forecast:

There will be no ash coming in from Iceland today but we will have a shower of ****e coming in from Africa
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Why did the Chicken cross the road

According to FIFA it didn't


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I assaulted the head of Fifa yesterday and was caught on CCTV, I won't get caught though, as they are not allowed to use video technology.

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Fabio in an attempt to install confidence has arranged a friendly agaist Iceland....in August...

....if it goes well matches with Tescos and Sainsburys will follow.

One thing is definate if Fabio stays on England will play under the Italian flag.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

........The Italian flag by the way is a White Cross on a White background
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What will the England fan do, when they finally win the World Cup.(switch off his Playstation).

David Blain is reported to be furious, as England crashed out of the World Cup.His record of 42 days,doing absolutely nothing in a box, has been broken by Wayne Rooney.

Whats the difference between a faulty Jet engine & Wayne Rooney.( the Jet eventually stops whinning )
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