Ojiveojive
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Funniest joke at the fringe?
My computer said I needed eight characters for my password so I chose Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
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26/Aug/2011, 8:05 am
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Re: Funniest joke at the fringe?
I thought Paul Daniels's worst joke was better but that was so good I can't even remember it.
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26/Aug/2011, 8:49 am
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Re: Funniest joke at the fringe?
Is there a B&Q in Henley? no but there's an H, an E, an N, an L, another E and a Y.
The other contenders were:
2) Tim Vine: "Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels."
3) Hannibal Buress: "People say 'I'm taking it one day at a time'. You know what? So is everybody. That's how time works."
4) Tim Key: "Drive-Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought... once you've hired the car..."
5) Matt Kirshen: "I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let's make this interesting'. So we stopped playing chess."
6) Sarah Millican: "My mother told me, you don't have to put anything in your mouth you don't want to. Then she made me eat broccoli, which felt like double standards."
7) Alan Sharp: "I was in a band which we called The Prevention, because we hoped people would say we were better than The Cure."
8) Mark Watson: "Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife."
9) Andrew Lawrence: "I admire these phone hackers. I think they have a lot of patience. I can't even be bothered to check my OWN voicemails."
10) DeAnne Smith: "My friend died doing what he loved ... Heroin."
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26/Aug/2011, 9:03 am
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