If you can't laugh at yourself..... I stole this from a fellow Villan's Facebook page because it made me laugh
I'm worried about my hearing: I was watching some sports programme last night and I thought I heard someone say that Steve Bruce, the Aston Villa manager, had been named manager of the month but when I told my wife she said "no, Ojive, manager FOR the month." It's rumoured that Villa are going to have multiple managers who can be brought from the bench whenever the occasion is deemed necessary - such as every game.